i dont understand why people use gaylord as an insult maybe i want to be lord of the gays. bow down to me

Exhaustion at its finest. 

Ya my dick.

Taco Bell and your dick. Yes, Ben. You’re totally right. 

Let’s get Taco Bell.

You know the key to my happiness. 

It will after I eat McDonalds.


It’s delicious.

Unless your ass SOMEHOW tastes like a chicken nugget, I’m pretty sure I beg to differ. 

As /tempting/.

Because I’m HELLA tempted. For sure. 


As tempting as that actually sounds I think I’ll have to pass you up on that offer, homeskillet.